First, there are the discarded bits of twist wire...
then the broken clips that ended up in the bottom of the water bucket
and the serious bendey parts on the gate....
And the "Doo, tee, doo, doo" - "Who me?" attitude of a certain couple of boys....
Not necessarily the crime of the century, but it has earned Vern the nick name of "Lizard Lips"
When a couple of fellows who think they have been incarcerated in "the big house" suddenly meet you at the inside gate...
You know you have a Houdini in the pasture...
Yup, Ole "Lizard Lips" is pretty lucky that The Shepherd REALLY like his fleece -
He'd be on his way to the land of little white packages in the freezer -

